Chicks want to be extreme too!

I've noticed that men's advertising is a lot more extreme than women's. They have these words, I call them "man words", that they use frequently to sell their products. Words like extreme, mach 5, bacon, edge, xxx, etc. Personally, being a woman, I would buy products that use these words. Especially bacon. To help companies soar into the future, I've provided some product ideas and even went through the trouble of making some ads. ENJOY. NOW.

The Bunny MACH 5

 

Any self-respecting woman would buy this.

Bacon Lipstick (Props to Alex for helping me make this pic, and giving me the idea. He's awesome.)

 

EXTREME Tampon

 

"Don't have a happy period, have an EXTREME period." (Alex's idea)