I've created an animal.

This is a new species of ox. It is called a Boffice Ox.

 

Looks like a regular ol' ox, doesn't it? Well, it isn't. It is an ox, but this species of ox was born with a fun birth defect! Instead of making whatever noise an ox makes, it makes a hideous noise that sounds like "boffice." Therefore, it is the Boffice Ox.

 

He's precious.