What's wrong with you people??

I posted an angry blog a few days ago. It was really more of a personal one that my mom made me post, so that the idiot I was writing about wouldn't take me to court.

Well, I decided to check my stats  the next day and saw that it was the only post I ever made that had almost as many posts as my first post. It made more posts in one day than any of my posts made in the time since I posted them. What the hell?

That angry post wasn't even a real post! Why do you people like it so much? Why does anger attract more people than humor? I would rather look at something humorous than angry. Angry people just put me in a bad mood. I don't like to be in a bad mood. Humor makes me giggle. I like to giggle.

I like to rant just as much as the next person, but usually I only like to rant to a friend. I don't want to rant to strangers because they probably don't want to listen to it. Neither do my friends, but by becoming my friend, they made an agreement to help with and listen to all my problems.

I don't care about how much you hate or love Justin Bieber. I'll be a little interested if you love him, because you have problems.
I don't care how bad that new movie in theaters was. If I wanna go see it, I'll go see it! Don't ruin the fun by telling me if I'm going in there to have my life changed, or if I'm going to have the greatest night ever because I picked a shitty movie.

(Gonna change subjects abruptly here.)
I love that with movies, you ALWAYS win. You either see a good film or a bad film. The good film is awesome because it was good. Either it made you cry, laugh, or shit your pants. You always feel high and mighty because YOU JUST SAW AN AWESOME FILM. The good film may suck, but it provides an hour and a half of entertainment. You can't not laugh at a bad movie. Plus, you feel high and mighty because YOU JUST SAW A BOX OFFICE FAILURE. (I just wanted to type "office box so bad, but I was afraid I was wrong so I googled it and saw that I had typed it backwards.)

I just completely rambled, didn't I? Well, that's what you get when I get high and then blog.

That's all folks!