Well, lookie here, a post that shows a little bit of who I am.
My fiance says I'm like a cat. ALL the time. I've come to find this is very true. I've compiled a list (YAY LISTS) of the ways I am like a cat.
1. If I can't get something out of you at a particular moment, I won't bother with you. Most of my friends are friends because I get things from them. Money, back massages, candy, material things. I'm a heartless bitch. It's how we cats must survive in this world.
2. Lights entertain me. I can play with a laser for hours.
3. When I do something not-so-graceful, I act like it didn't happen. Ever notice a cat do this? They'll fall and then jump back up and walk gracefully away. I love their that-didn't-happen attitude.
4. I love rubs. Gimme rubs!
5. But don't touch my belly. Not my belly!
Holy HELL Mariah! I think I must be a cast too! Fuck! I only have like 4 lives left too!
ReplyDeleteI mean a "cat" too not "cast". I can't spell...my head hurts!
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