Wednesday, February 23, 2011

A fun post. Animals as human stereotypes.

I was trying to sleep and instead decided to come up with human stereotypes that some animals represent. I may add more to this list, or continue it in a new post. Enjoy!

  • Hyena - the annoying friend
  • Birds - the cocky sonofabitch
  • Lion - the women's rights activists
  • Female gorilla - the dyke
  • Penguin - the hopeless romantic
  • Dog - the adorable idiot
  • Cat - the destroyer of worlds
  • Whale - the gospel singer
  • Black widow - that lady who brutally murdered her husband and got away with it
  • Rabbit - the sex addict
  • Dolphin - the intellectual
  • Sloth - the hungover college kid
  • Cheetah - fastest black guy on the track team
More soon, maybe? I really need to focus on this dang blog more!

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